A dark, richly detailed crewneck sweatshirt for bird lovers, nature wanderers, and anyone with a slightly mischievous sense of humor. A watchful black bird perches beneath a moonlit glow, surrounded by vintage botanical details and the bold phrase, “Will commit crimes for peanuts.” It feels like something worn on a quiet woodland walk, a chilly birding trip, or a cozy evening spent with a favorite backyard visitor. The classic black silhouette keeps the look understated from the front, while the back artwork brings the personality forward. With its medium-heavy cotton-polyester blend, relaxed crew fit, ribbed neckline and cuffs, and durable double-needle stitching, it settles easily into everyday layers. Embroidery placement options include the left chest, center chest, large center chest, and both wrists. Made for adults in Nicaragua, with ethically grown US cotton and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes.
Product features - Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² cotton-polyester blend for comfort and durability - Classic fit with a crew neckline and shape-retaining ribbed collar - Tubular knit construction without side seams for a cleaner look and reduced fabric waste - Double-needle stitching at key seams for added durability - Embroidery available on the left chest, center chest, large center chest, or both wrists
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Do not iron
